“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
(via thesuzieblue)
❒ single
❒ taken
✔ Letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset
(Source: tampa-girl, via disney--w0nderland)
i like my men how i like my tea
thrown in the boston harbor
I like my men like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and locked in a basement.
I like my men how I like my meat
ground up and in the freezer
I like my men how I like my books
bound in leather
I like my men how I like my homework
spread all over the table
one on top of the other
I’m so done with this site omg
(Source: alpakanaitis, via unusamorbby)
In exactly two minutes and seventeen seconds the lemurs will cut the power.
(I’M NOT DIGGING THROUGH A SHITTY OLD BLOG TO FIND THIS BUT IT WAS THE FIRST POST I EVER LOST MY SHIT AT ON TUMBLR AND IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH FOR NO REASON)
#I JUST SPIT OUT MY COLD COCOA
(via thesuzieblue)
I am a wizard
My lover is Legolas
We live in the Shire
Our pet is a pig
My weapon is a bow & arrows
I die via Orc attack ;_;
(Source: peregrint)
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
(Source: snugglybutt)
(via stumpyanydots)
Sexy Chewbacca Cosplay
THE BEST PART
(Source: oswining, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
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